Apology if Mad Bill Pal m er has been annoying members of uk.media.radio.radcliffe?

Sent to uk.media.radio.radcliffe on 26 Oct 2003 18:44:36 GMT

Please excuse this intrusion on your newsgroup, but I would like
to take the time to apologize for any annoying messages you may
have received from Mad Bill Pal m er that were signed with my
name. He is no longer associated with me, my alliances lie
elsewhere, but the conniving old fool thinks that he can get away
with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
pretending that they came from me. Any post purportedly coming
from me but sent from Mad Bill Pal m er's usenet address are false,
forgeries designed to create difficulties regarding my career as a
writer and usenet entertainer/performance artist.

Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality, a
man who has not a trace of creative or artistic ability, a man who
is impossible to reason with as he has no discernable intellect.
He actually claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a
usenet newsgroup!

Thank you for your attention, and please remember, if it is signed
"Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf" and is sent from Mad-Bill
Pal m er's address, it is a forgery. Mad Bill is a known forger and
stealer of names, he even admits that he stole the name Bill Pal m er.

Regards

Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.

"Twinkles" wrote
Sent to uk.media.radio.radcliffe on 26 Oct 2003 18:44:36 GMT

elsewhere, but the conniving old fool thinks that he can get away
with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
pretending that they came from me.
*cough*. yes


Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality,
............hi!

a man who has not a trace of creative or artistic ability,
................hi!

a man who is impossible to reason with as he
has no discernable intellect.
...................hi!

He actually claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a
usenet newsgroup!
....h... nah I'm not that one


Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.
ok well ty mr dwarf person.. have you ever considered a cat scan by chance?

"Twinkles" wrote
Sent to uk.media.radio.radcliffe on 26 Oct 2003 18:44:36 GMT

elsewhere, but the conniving old fool thinks that he can get away
with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
pretending that they came from me.
*cough*. yes


Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality,
............hi!

a man who has not a trace of creative or artistic ability,
................hi!

a man who is impossible to reason with as he
has no discernable intellect.
...................hi!

He actually claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a
usenet newsgroup!
....h... nah I'm not that one


Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.
ok well ty mr dwarf person.. have you ever considered a cat scan by chance?

"Chris Baker" wrote in message ...
"Twinkles" wrote
Sent to uk.media.radio.radcliffe on 26 Oct 2003 18:44:36 GMT

elsewhere, but the conniving old fool thinks that he can get away
with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
pretending that they came from me.
*cough*. yes


Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality,
...........hi!

a man who has not a trace of creative or artistic ability,
...............hi!

a man who is impossible to reason with as he
has no discernable intellect.
..................hi!

He actually claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a
usenet newsgroup!
...h... nah I'm not that one


Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.
ok well ty mr dwarf person.. have you ever considered a cat scan by chance?

No, I haven't, but if you think it might help, I'll try one now. Hang
on, I'll be back in a minute.

Hmmmm. I am not sure how that was supposed to help; I don't feel any
different, the cat is thoroughly ****ed off, and I think that the
scanner might be damaged too. Do you have any idea how Hewlett Packard
feel about repairing scratches under warranty?

Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf

"Chris Baker" wrote in message ...
"Twinkles" wrote
Sent to uk.media.radio.radcliffe on 26 Oct 2003 18:44:36 GMT

elsewhere, but the conniving old fool thinks that he can get away
with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
pretending that they came from me.
*cough*. yes


Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality,
...........hi!

a man who has not a trace of creative or artistic ability,
...............hi!

a man who is impossible to reason with as he
has no discernable intellect.
..................hi!

He actually claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a
usenet newsgroup!
...h... nah I'm not that one


Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.
ok well ty mr dwarf person.. have you ever considered a cat scan by chance?

No, I haven't, but if you think it might help, I'll try one now. Hang
on, I'll be back in a minute.

Hmmmm. I am not sure how that was supposed to help; I don't feel any
different, the cat is thoroughly ****ed off, and I think that the
scanner might be damaged too. Do you have any idea how Hewlett Packard
feel about repairing scratches under warranty?

Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf

"Twinkles the alt.genius dwarf" wrote in
message m...
"Chris Baker" wrote in message
...
"Twinkles" wrote
Sent to uk.media.radio.radcliffe on 26 Oct 2003 18:44:36 GMT

elsewhere, but the conniving old fool thinks that he can get away
with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
pretending that they came from me.
*cough*. yes


Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality,
...........hi!

a man who has not a trace of creative or artistic ability,
...............hi!

a man who is impossible to reason with as he
has no discernable intellect.
..................hi!

He actually claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a
usenet newsgroup!
...h... nah I'm not that one


Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.
ok well ty mr dwarf person.. have you ever considered a cat scan by
chance?

No, I haven't, but if you think it might help, I'll try one now. Hang
on, I'll be back in a minute.

Hmmmm. I am not sure how that was supposed to help; I don't feel any
different, the cat is thoroughly ****ed off, and I think that the
scanner might be damaged too. Do you have any idea how Hewlett Packard
feel about repairing scratches under warranty?


cymbal crash

"Twinkles the alt.genius dwarf" wrote in
message m...
"Chris Baker" wrote in message
...
"Twinkles" wrote
Sent to uk.media.radio.radcliffe on 26 Oct 2003 18:44:36 GMT

elsewhere, but the conniving old fool thinks that he can get away
with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
pretending that they came from me.
*cough*. yes


Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality,
...........hi!

a man who has not a trace of creative or artistic ability,
...............hi!

a man who is impossible to reason with as he
has no discernable intellect.
..................hi!

He actually claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a
usenet newsgroup!
...h... nah I'm not that one


Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.
ok well ty mr dwarf person.. have you ever considered a cat scan by
chance?

No, I haven't, but if you think it might help, I'll try one now. Hang
on, I'll be back in a minute.

Hmmmm. I am not sure how that was supposed to help; I don't feel any
different, the cat is thoroughly ****ed off, and I think that the
scanner might be damaged too. Do you have any idea how Hewlett Packard
feel about repairing scratches under warranty?


cymbal crash