Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
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wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
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Sir.Tony wrote:

Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?

Be fair, you do seem to be a fairly useless drink-driver since by your
own admission you've failed to kill a single person.

Right. That's it. I'm going to neck a gallon of neat orange juice, crank
up the Fuglypla, and hunt down some unfortunate to ruthlessly mow down.

Anybody know where cur.tony lives?

Stinking drunk-driver!

Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
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wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
:

Sir.Tony wrote:

Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?

Be fair, you do seem to be a fairly useless drink-driver since by
your own admission you've failed to kill a single person.

Right. That's it. I'm going to neck a gallon of neat orange juice,
crank up the Fuglypla, and hunt down some unfortunate to ruthlessly
mow down.

Anybody know where cur.tony lives?

Stinking drunk-driver!

Heh. Try replying to my other post, binlid.

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Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

In article , pseudoplatypus
wrote:

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.


Allan Bennett
Not a fan of pseuds in glass houses




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OOOH! Bring back hanging!
 

On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 23:10:50 GMT, "pseudoplatypus"
wrote:

Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
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Sir.Tony wrote:

What complete rubbish. A drunk driver on the road is like a loose
cannon. Every one is at risk when a drunk driver is on the road.

********. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed
limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
pathetic self-panicker.


Bring back hanging. How can have the nerve to drink & drive AND COME
ON HERE AND BOAST ABOUT IT?

It's groovy. I *like* it.

What's the matter with you? *Someone* has to do it...

Oddly enough I was chatting about drink driving "the morning after"
to another poster on ukrm and we both agreed we'd done it a few
times. Nobody was hurt so why ****ing worry?
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Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article , pseudoplatypus
wrote:

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

HTH.

Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

"Ginge" wrote in message
...
In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article ,
pseudoplatypus
wrote:

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year,
detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been
obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

HTH.

I suspect both you and Burnt have been *whoosh*ed.

"Prepositions are not words with which to end sentences."

HTH
--
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Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

Previously on usenet, Allan Bennett said...
In article , pseudoplatypus
wrote:

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But Platy does ok with our language, for a Paddy-Mick.

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Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

In article , CT
wrote:
"Ginge" wrote in message
...
In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article ,
pseudoplatypus
wrote:

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year,
detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been
obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

HTH.

I suspect both you and Burnt have been *whoosh*ed.

"Prepositions are not words with which to end sentences."

Oh dear...

Not a fan of irony, then? Or just keen to show how jolly bombastic you are?



Allan Bennett
Not a fan of non-rhetorical usenet

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Totally OT: I have no time for drunk drivers
 

In article ,
wrote:
Allan Bennett wrote in message
:

In article ,
pseudoplatypus wrote:

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year,
detection is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have
been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.


Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?

That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.


Allan Bennett Not a fan of pseuds in glass houses

Gosh, you're smart.

Care to work out how to use a sig seperator?

No thanks. I prefer the more technically correct 'separator'.

Actually, though, I have an atomagical one - but it ain't clever enough to
formulate original stuff based on the content of the post - and I don't use
sigs, they're bad for your health.



Allan Bennett
Not a fan of burnt offerings

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