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Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

"Johann Burkard" schrieb :

apparently there are certain low frequency bass sounds that make people
feel
squeezy or irritated. Anyone know, where I might find those on the net?

That's an urban myth [1]. High frequencies can cause headaches however.

[1]
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/episode/episode_02.html,
Episode 25.

well I didnt think they would need nappies.

high pitch seems good too, 9514,91 Hz is nice at full volume. Basically, I
am moving out of my apartment due to irritating neighbours above, I'd like
to irritate them as much as I can during the last two weeks. Any other
clues? Old buildung, wooden floors, the enemy is above. ;)

Jens

Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

Tony Gartshore wrote:

Make your own. Use an audio editor to halve the playback speed of your
favourite bassy tracks, or just to generate sine waves at 15 to 30Hz.

How would I do that? What programmes can I use that are shareware?

Google for Goldwave..

Yes. Goldwave 5.1
Click on New then OK.
Tool - Expression Evaluator - Presets - Waves - sine,f=Hz
Type the frequency you want in the f field and click OK.

Or if you want a sweep from frequency f to x in one minute, type
sin(2*pi*t*(f+(x-f)*t/120))
and put values into the f and x fields.

--
Eiron

Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

"Jens Jensen" wrote in message
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Basically, I
am moving out of my apartment due to irritating neighbours above, I'd like
to irritate them as much as I can during the last two weeks. Any other
clues? Old buildung, wooden floors, the enemy is above. ;)

Oh, that's easy. Find a local rock band who need somewhere to practice.

Tim

Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

"Bondee" wrote in message
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"Terry" wrote in message
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"Eiron" wrote in message
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Jens Jensen wrote:
Hello,

apparently there are certain low frequency bass sounds that make
people
feel squeezy or irritated. Anyone know, where I might find those on
the
net?

Make your own. Use an audio editor to halve the playback speed of your
favourite bassy tracks, or just to generate sine waves at 15 to 30Hz.

The problem is finding a speaker that will generate decent levels at
low
frequencies
although I found that while tuning a bass-reflex cabinet, less than 1v
at
20Hz
across a 4ohm driver was nauseating.

You could use a Harley with drag pipes at tickover.

--
Eiron

Not very scientific

Go and see a band called sunno))) play live. I felt like Darth Vader was
using his force choke on me.

They've been reported as causing spectators to run to the toilets with
loss
of bowel control on several occasions and most people who go to see them
say
that their eyeballs vibrate at some point during the gig.

Doesnt sound very healthy. :-)

Regards

Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

"Tim Martin" schrieb:

Basically, I
am moving out of my apartment due to irritating neighbours above, I'd
like
to irritate them as much as I can during the last two weeks. Any other
clues? Old buildung, wooden floors, the enemy is above. ;)

Oh, that's easy. Find a local rock band who need somewhere to practice.

I was thinking of something more subtle and not easy to locate. I tested the
high pitch sound that even at full volume doesnt justify to be called
"noisy" such as a rock band, it'll probably get really annoying after a
while to hear an omnipresent "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" that you have no idea
where it comes from. My flatmates cat definitely hates it even when at the
other
side of the flat.

Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

On Tue, 9 Aug 2005 22:52:27 +0200, "Jens Jensen" wrote:

"Johann Burkard" schrieb :

apparently there are certain low frequency bass sounds that make people
feel
squeezy or irritated. Anyone know, where I might find those on the net?

That's an urban myth [1]. High frequencies can cause headaches however.

[1]
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/episode/episode_02.html,
Episode 25.

well I didnt think they would need nappies.

high pitch seems good too, 9514,91 Hz is nice at full volume. Basically, I
am moving out of my apartment due to irritating neighbours above, I'd like
to irritate them as much as I can during the last two weeks. Any other
clues? Old buildung, wooden floors, the enemy is above. ;)

Jens

- take up banjo playing

- whenever you awake at night take a hammer and whack the ceiling just once. It will
wake them up but not be easy to determine where it comes from.

- if possible you could stay over with some friend and leave a tape with a chanting
on, perhaps you could ight some candles to put in the windows as well. Remove the
curtains while you are at it. If your neighbours asks about it say you were out to
visit some relatives/sleeping over in your new house too tired from reapir/cleaning
to make it home and let a friend use the apartment that evening.

- Play some polka, or other ethnic music loud while you are out, play reggae when you
are in.

- Also if you pass your neighbours outside tell them that you will be doing some
repairs in the next hours and when you are baning away at some random pieces of wood
(oddly enough all connected to the ceiling - hold a piece of wood up to the ceiling
and bang the end close to you) ocasionally resort to a loud scream, dropping it all
on the floor, making loud cursing and crying noises. After 10 minutes commense again.
Next day do not wear any bandages. If neighbours ask if you were hurt ask them what
they mean, if they then say you said you were going to make repairs and sounded as if
you got hurt tell them they must be mistaken as you spent all afternoon looking for
the right nails and should be putting them in this afternoon/evening. Smile at them
if they stare.
Also if they ask to lend your tools for half an hour or so, make sure you put a
little fresh blood on both the business ends and the shafts of the tools. Doesn't
have to be human, just fresh. if they ask you something about that say these are the
tools you usually lend out. But that ocasionally you do not get these back cleaned,
in fact last time you had to go to the landlord of the friend who lend them as he
went to jail and you needed the tools for anothe friend.

- Make up some more stuff. Hopefully you will never see them again so it doesnt hurt
to leave them wondering. If it all fails you can safely says the people upstairs
drove you nuts. Or that you were given poor advice onm usenet. Whichever appplies the
best.

If your neighbour asks you about funny noises you say you heard nothing, slept like a
log, and that you cannot be interested in finding out as you are moving soon.
If they ask why you move, say that the people upstairs are iritating enough to make
you want to move.

Mikkel

Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 17:20:05 +0100, Owain wrote:

Tim Martin wrote:
"Jens Jensen" wrote
Basically, I
am moving out of my apartment due to irritating neighbours above, I'd like
to irritate them as much as I can during the last two weeks. Any other
clues? Old buildung, wooden floors, the enemy is above. ;)
Oh, that's easy. Find a local rock band who need somewhere to practice.

... smoke rises ...

Owain

Invite a drugdealer to use the apartment, after they get settled call the cops on
them. Repeat ad nauseam. Do call the cops at night for best effect.
- better d this once you have a buyer for your apartment... ;)

Watching cowboy movies with extra soundeffects is also a hit. If you find you need
some more hands to make the noise, make a videonight. If your place is nearly empty
ask people to bring a seat, and rent a videoprojector to view it on your wall. (That
last bit makes you not wanto to unpack your pictures, frames and painting in your new
place, if you happen to pick up a videoprojector.)

Also an empty apartment makes for a lot of noise so you should probably all have
cotton in your ears so you can up the noise without going deaf yourself.

(Do remember to gallop to the kitchen for cold refreshments)

Mikkel

Looking for bass sound that makes people feel squeezy or irritated

"Triffid" wrote:

TT wiffled:

You should find what you are looking for.

Regards TT

PS Or just get Arny K. to talk to you ;-)

Isn't that a high-pitched whine?

I don't think trolls have dinky voices.....

-mikkel