Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and Spam Merchant
 

Speak of the borg--and Pinko Pork Butcher blows in from
rec.audio.opinion with no fewer than three snippy little envious-- er,
opinions.

Check out this pompous plodder Pinkerton's sig: "Music is Art - Audio
is Engineering". That's his idea of sophistication. To the rest of us
it is the paradigm of a man who cannot hold two ideas in his head at
the same time.

Or any ideas at all. Pinko Pork Butcher claims to be an engineer but
earns his living as a spam merchant in the postroom at a bank. The
three facts in this paragraph are consequential but perhaps three facts
at once are too-- er, sophisticated for him.

Halloween's coming up, Pinko. Are you certain you want to keep painting
a target on your face?

Andre Jute

Stewart Pinkerton aka The Spam Postman wrote:
On 18 Oct 2005 11:38:28 -0700, "Andre Jute" wrote:

You snotty American kids are so easy to patronize, it is almost no fun.
To anyone who is truly literate, that "s" in "practise" is the dead
giveaway that the rest is fake. Well-read folk distinguish between the
practice of a physician and the skills he practises on his patients or
the tennis courts. If you can't keep up with the wit, Kahle, better not
to expose yourself by making a dumb pun. Snot that clever. (1)

Of course, the *real* hilarity is that the sheltered academic totally
fails to understand that sophistication is the sign of a weak mind.
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and Spam Merchant
 

Come on you two - there's the bell. Playtime's over. Time for the
'citizenship' class to begin. Teacher's going to sit you side by side
so you have to get on.

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and SpamMerchant
 

Andy Evans wrote:

Come on you two - there's the bell. Playtime's over. Time for the
'citizenship' class to begin. Teacher's going to sit you side by side
so you have to get on.

Expect one to try to sell his dirty rotten pork anyway, and the other to
moan and complain about it.

Teacher will not be amused, nor allowed any control.
The Internet allows for ppl to conduct wars of words
indefinately without the slightest restriction.

Just think if we were back in 1750.
The slightest public or private bad mouthing would mean
a duel at dawn, and by those old standards if they were in effect today
i should be riddled with holes from the shots at me.

Patrick Turner.

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and Spam Merchant
 

Now that's unfair, Patrick. I don't complain about Pinko Porg (1)
coming on RAT. I just kick him a little every time he is dumb enough to
come here. You didn't ask anyone's permission when, that time this
thicko embarrassed himself by challenging me to an amp design contest,
you encouraged the foolish man by giving him an up-close, personal
electronics tutorial that lasted here on RAT for tedious months and
months until we all thought Pinko was even more stubborn than you, or
maybe you two were holding hands under the table, so why should I ask
permission to warm up by tickling his ribs with my toes? You aren't
actually claiming this cramped idiot is deserving of our care and
attention, are you? Not even a Limp Green like you can be that
deluded(2), surely not!

Andre Jute
(1) PORG -- person of restricted growth. Pinkerton is definitely a
moral midget.
(2) Is Jim Cairns still alive? He was absolutely the paradigm of the
ineffectual, near-dementedly well-meaning but of course totally
self-deluded leftie. For the British, he was a sort of Lord Longford
without the (in)breeding, for the Americans the nearest I can come is
Ralph Nader without the spitting spite.

Patrick Turner wrote:
Andy Evans wrote:

Come on you two - there's the bell. Playtime's over. Time for the
'citizenship' class to begin. Teacher's going to sit you side by side
so you have to get on.

Expect one to try to sell his dirty rotten pork anyway, and the other to
moan and complain about it.

Teacher will not be amused, nor allowed any control.
The Internet allows for ppl to conduct wars of words
indefinately without the slightest restriction.

Just think if we were back in 1750.
The slightest public or private bad mouthing would mean
a duel at dawn, and by those old standards if they were in effect today
i should be riddled with holes from the shots at me.

Patrick Turner.

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and SpamMerchant
 

Andre Jute wrote:

Now that's unfair, Patrick. I don't complain about Pinko Porg (1)
coming on RAT. I just kick him a little every time he is dumb enough to
come here. You didn't ask anyone's permission when, that time this
thicko embarrassed himself by challenging me to an amp design contest,
you encouraged the foolish man by giving him an up-close, personal
electronics tutorial that lasted here on RAT for tedious months and
months until we all thought Pinko was even more stubborn than you, or
maybe you two were holding hands under the table, so why should I ask
permission to warm up by tickling his ribs with my toes? You aren't
actually claiming this cramped idiot is deserving of our care and
attention, are you? Not even a Limp Green like you can be that
deluded(2), surely not!

Good grief, if you thought I was being all nice and cozy with Oinkerton
then I'd hate to think what being rude to the man would be like.
Damned impolite fo sure though.




Andre Jute
(1) PORG -- person of restricted growth. Pinkerton is definitely a
moral midget.
(2) Is Jim Cairns still alive? He was absolutely the paradigm of the
ineffectual, near-dementedly well-meaning but of course totally
self-deluded leftie. For the British, he was a sort of Lord Longford
without the (in)breeding, for the Americans the nearest I can come is
Ralph Nader without the spitting spite.

Jim I think has passed away but the shiela he bonked in the parliment offices
is still around, but she doesn't make us envious anymore.

I thought Oz needed Gough Whitlam and his krazee krue.
The right wing Liberals had really fallen apart in 1970 onwards and the world
was moving
on to a social reform agenda.
But Oz voted out the Whitlam lot after only 3 years.

Now we have a Labour opposition whose leader is a
Mr Invisible. Anyone would think he imitates all 3 wise monkeys
all the time, so the rightwing Liberal government which is busy stripping away

the power of unionists and the rights of the people is having a dream run.

But when we become a republic, we will have
Dame Edna Everage for President, because its good to see bright women
in high places.
I heard that if Hillary fails to get back into the White House in 2008,
she'll move to Sydney and become its Lord Mayor.

Patrick Turner.







Patrick Turner wrote:
Andy Evans wrote:

Come on you two - there's the bell. Playtime's over. Time for the
'citizenship' class to begin. Teacher's going to sit you side by side
so you have to get on.

Expect one to try to sell his dirty rotten pork anyway, and the other to
moan and complain about it.

Teacher will not be amused, nor allowed any control.
The Internet allows for ppl to conduct wars of words
indefinately without the slightest restriction.

Just think if we were back in 1750.
The slightest public or private bad mouthing would mean
a duel at dawn, and by those old standards if they were in effect today
i should be riddled with holes from the shots at me.

Patrick Turner.

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and Spam Merchant
 

On 19 Oct 2005 01:59:49 -0700, "Andy Evans"
wrote:

Come on you two - there's the bell. Playtime's over. Time for the
'citizenship' class to begin. Teacher's going to sit you side by side
so you have to get on.

Not going to work. He's an asshole, and likely certifiable.

So am I. :-)

--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and Spam Merchant
 

On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 09:33:24 GMT, Patrick Turner
wrote:

Andy Evans wrote:

Come on you two - there's the bell. Playtime's over. Time for the
'citizenship' class to begin. Teacher's going to sit you side by side
so you have to get on.

Expect one to try to sell his dirty rotten pork anyway, and the other to
moan and complain about it.

Teacher will not be amused, nor allowed any control.
The Internet allows for ppl to conduct wars of words
indefinately without the slightest restriction.

Just think if we were back in 1750.
The slightest public or private bad mouthing would mean
a duel at dawn, and by those old standards if they were in effect today
i should be riddled with holes from the shots at me.

I on the other hand am an excellent shot, and used to fence epee and
sabre for the University of Aberdeen. If you're going to have a bad
attitude, be prepared to back it up! :-)
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and Spam Merchant
 

On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 17:12:30 GMT, Patrick Turner
wrote:

Andre Jute wrote:

Now that's unfair, Patrick. I don't complain about Pinko Porg (1)
coming on RAT. I just kick him a little every time he is dumb enough to
come here. You didn't ask anyone's permission when, that time this
thicko embarrassed himself by challenging me to an amp design contest,
you encouraged the foolish man by giving him an up-close, personal
electronics tutorial that lasted here on RAT for tedious months and
months until we all thought Pinko was even more stubborn than you, or
maybe you two were holding hands under the table, so why should I ask
permission to warm up by tickling his ribs with my toes? You aren't
actually claiming this cramped idiot is deserving of our care and
attention, are you? Not even a Limp Green like you can be that
deluded(2), surely not!

Good grief, if you thought I was being all nice and cozy with Oinkerton
then I'd hate to think what being rude to the man would be like.
Damned impolite fo sure though.

As previously noted, our terminally deluded Yarpie pal isn't exactly
the sharpest marble in the bag, despite his academic pretensions.
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and Spam Merchant
 

Jon Yaeger wrote:
in article , Chris Morriss at
wrote on 10/19/05 4:07 PM:


Oh God, who let Andrew Hemp in here?


I'm afraid your reference is lost on me . . . . .

A ****poor joke if it needs an explanation. Morriss was a hanger-on of
the Magnequest Scum, who used to refer to me as "Andy Burlap"; his dull
version is probably his idea of elegant variation. He's also a pal of
the disgraced Henry Pasternack, who has a history of attempting to
assault me from behind the arras (1); presumably poor old Plodnick has
been sending Morriss little prompter notes like he used to send Pinko
Porg.

Mind you, I don't blame Morriss for being ****ed off at me. He had one
of my books, about designing and building one-off cars, and when he
didn't like it, I offered to buy it, since I didn't have a copy myself
and had been eyeing the new Chevy LS6 as a cheap base for custom car.
Several parties, learning on RAT that I didn't have a copy of my own
book, sent me cleaner copies than the one I bought from Morriss, so I
resold his copy, which cost me about twenty bucks including postage,
for three hundred bucks to a fellow building an LoCost ultralight, a
community in which my book is a sort of bible. The surplus copies I
received free I sent free to people who had written to ask if I knew
where they could buy a copy. (Thanks fellows, your generosity is being
put to good use by enthusiasts in Germany and Australia and the
States.)

No gentleman would make a pun on the name of another.

Andre Jute

(1) These wretched techies probably don't know that the arras was the
wall hanging behind which people went to relieve themselves while
attending court. Count the original lavatories at Versailles: zero. No
wonder people **** on Pasternack when he hides behind the arras!

Hey.hey. hey! Here's Pinko Pork Butcher, "Engineer" and SpamMerchant
 

No gentleman would make a pun on the name of another.

No, of course not.

-- Pompass Plodnick