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Q: How many Stewart Pinkertons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The darkness is all in your mind. It's a figment of your imagination, you arrogant tosser. Any idiot knows there's no difference between a failed light bulb and one that works. And I'll give you a grand if you can tell the difference. (Hmmm... just imagine if Russ Andrews started selling light bulbs... "guaranteed to make your life brighter - or your money back!") -- Glenn Richards Tel: (01453) 845735 Squirrel Solutions http://www.squirrelsolutions.co.uk/ IT consultancy, hardware and software support, broadband installation |
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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:50:45 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote: Q: How many Stewart Pinkertons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. The darkness is all in your mind. It's a figment of your imagination, you arrogant tosser. Any idiot knows there's no difference between a failed light bulb and one that works. And I'll give you a grand if you can tell the difference. (Hmmm... just imagine if Russ Andrews started selling light bulbs... "guaranteed to make your life brighter - or your money back!") Q. What sort of person, when offered a grand if he can tell a lit light bulb from an unlit one, says no? A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in. d Pearce Consulting http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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Don Pearce wrote:
A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in. You are Stewart Pinkerton and I claim my five pounds. -- Glenn Richards Tel: (01453) 845735 Squirrel Solutions http://www.squirrelsolutions.co.uk/ IT consultancy, hardware and software support, broadband installation |
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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:22:29 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote: Don Pearce wrote: A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in. You are Stewart Pinkerton and I claim my five pounds. You wouldn't know what to do with five pounds. d Pearce Consulting http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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Prat. You're an adult.
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Fleetie wrote:
Prat. You're an adult. Yeah, and I spend all day every day having to act my age. Or older. It's like I always say... growing old is mandatory - growing UP is optional! -- Glenn Richards Tel: (01453) 845735 Squirrel Solutions http://www.squirrelsolutions.co.uk/ IT consultancy, hardware and software support, broadband installation |
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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:22:29 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote: Don Pearce wrote: A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in. You are Stewart Pinkerton and I claim my five pounds. No, *I* am Stewart Pinkerton (but not Spartacus!), and you have so far failed to claim the thousand pounds that your constant bleating about 'cable sound' should make a sure thing. Unless of course you're just another lying tosser............. -- Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 21:19:17 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote: Fleetie wrote: Prat. You're an adult. Yeah, and I spend all day every day having to act my age. Or older. Actually, you tend to act your shoe size - and you clearly have very small feet. -- Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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