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Poor Poopie ... sent to his room early again



 
 
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Old June 30th 06, 09:48 PM posted to rec.audio.opinion,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.tubes
George M. Middius
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Default Poor Poopie ... sent to his room early again




The IKYABWAI donkey brayed:

I'll bet you flunked your religion classes in grade school.


I'll bet *you* flunked EVERYTHING !


Poopie, I have a question for you: When you clump to the mirror before
leaving your hovel, does the sight of your bedraggled visage send you into a
funky mood, so that you feel as if a noxious miasma from hell itself has
suffused your existence? I only ask because you're always as nasty as
Pierced Dick, as unoriginal as Arnii Krooborg, and (nearly, but not
completely) as inarticulate as Mikey Bug Eater.

I wish I had some words of encouragement for you, but the only constructive
suggestion I can offer is to keep the door to the outside world firmly
closed. You would render a beneficence to the human race if you did not
inflict your dreary, droopy self on any poor souls who have a chance at a
reasonably upbeat day, if only they are spared a chance encounter with the
Grey Cloud Of Poopieness.




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Old July 1st 06, 02:18 AM posted to rec.audio.opinion,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.tubes
Eeyore
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Default Poor Poopie ... sent to his room early again



"George M. Middius" wrote:

The IKYABWAI donkey brayed:

I'll bet you flunked your religion classes in grade school.


I'll bet *you* flunked EVERYTHING !


Poopie, I have a question for you: When you clump to the mirror before
leaving your hovel, does the sight of your bedraggled visage send you into a
funky mood, so that you feel as if a noxious miasma from hell itself has
suffused your existence? I only ask because you're always as nasty as
Pierced Dick, as unoriginal as Arnii Krooborg, and (nearly, but not
completely) as inarticulate as Mikey Bug Eater.

I wish I had some words of encouragement for you, but the only constructive
suggestion I can offer is to keep the door to the outside world firmly
closed. You would render a beneficence to the human race if you did not
inflict your dreary, droopy self on any poor souls who have a chance at a
reasonably upbeat day, if only they are spared a chance encounter with the
Grey Cloud Of Poopieness.


Middius, I have a question for you: When did you last get laid by a hot chick ?

I suspect NEVER !

Graham

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Old July 1st 06, 03:29 AM posted to rec.audio.opinion,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.tubes
George M. Middius
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Default Poor Poopie ... sent to his room early again



The mindless donkey of tedium brayed:

Poopie, I have a question for you: When you clump to the mirror before
leaving your hovel, does the sight of your bedraggled visage send you into a
funky mood, so that you feel as if a noxious miasma from hell itself has
suffused your existence? I only ask because you're always as nasty as
Pierced Dick, as unoriginal as Arnii Krooborg, and (nearly, but not
completely) as inarticulate as Mikey Bug Eater.

I wish I had some words of encouragement for you, but the only constructive
suggestion I can offer is to keep the door to the outside world firmly
closed. You would render a beneficence to the human race if you did not
inflict your dreary, droopy self on any poor souls who have a chance at a
reasonably upbeat day, if only they are spared a chance encounter with the
Grey Cloud Of Poopieness.


Middius, I have a question for you:


Inability to understand my trenchant analysis noted.

When did you last get laid by a hot chick ?
I suspect NEVER !


You are correct. When did you last get laid by a hot bloke?




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Old July 1st 06, 04:24 AM posted to rec.audio.opinion,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.tubes
Eeyore
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Default Poor Gonzo ... sent to his playpen....



"Gonzo M. Middifart" wrote:

The genius Graham spake thus......

When did you last get laid by a hot chick ?
I suspect NEVER !


You are correct.


I thought as much.

Graham

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Old July 1st 06, 04:33 AM posted to rec.audio.opinion,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.tubes
Jenn
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Default Poor Gonzo ... sent to his playpen....

In article ,
Eeyore wrote:

"Gonzo M. Middifart" wrote:

The genius Graham spake thus......

When did you last get laid by a hot chick ?
I suspect NEVER !


You are correct.


I thought as much.

Graham


What does the question have to do with the discussion? Just curious.
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Old July 1st 06, 04:44 AM posted to rec.audio.opinion,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.tubes
Eeyore
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Default Poor Gonzo ... sent to his playpen....



Jenn wrote:

In article ,
Eeyore wrote:

"Gonzo M. Middifart" wrote:

The genius Graham spake thus......

When did you last get laid by a hot chick ?
I suspect NEVER !

You are correct.


I thought as much.

Graham


What does the question have to do with the discussion? Just curious.


Dunno Jenn, ask the poofter Midditroll maybe ?

Graham


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Old July 1st 06, 04:58 AM posted to rec.audio.opinion,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.tubes
Clyde Slick
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Default Poor Gonzo ... sent to his playpen....


"Jenn" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Eeyore wrote:

"Gonzo M. Middifart" wrote:

The genius Graham spake thus......

When did you last get laid by a hot chick ?
I suspect NEVER !

You are correct.


I thought as much.

Graham


What does the question have to do with the discussion? Just curious.


It establishes that Dizzy is a super intelligent and competent science guy
and that he has set up, ran and participated in a multitude
of DBT tests. It establishes that he is not the kind of person who would
be influenced by any type of personal biases, nor would he
prejudge or have any expectaions of an outcome or result, before
he has scientifically tested his hypotheses and derived a verfiable
and statistically valid result.



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