Yet another facet of the Krooger problem
The Krooborg begs for its pre-church punishment.
Simple, Arnold. I.M. or harmonic distortion may be
present, but you don't sit there listening and say, "Ah,
yes, harmonic distortion. Thought I detected it! About
.05%, I'd say, just off hand."
You don't?
Instead of obsessing over meaningless measurements, Arnii, why don't you
try doing something useful? What we on RAO really need is a reliable
Krooglish-to-human codex. Yes, of course the Resistance has a workable
translation app that we update from time to time. The problem is that
Krooglish appears to be an insidious virus of a dialect. It keeps changing,
incorporating more and more twisted nodules of Kroologic. This constant
mutating is not just difficult for Normals to disentangle; it's also
noxious and possibly dangerous for any human to be exposed to.
My suggestion is that you keep track of how many Kroo-posts in a thread
cause a Normal to get disgusted with you. I believe there's a correlation
between the number of times you poop on a thread and the concentration of
Krooglish in the later posts. The benefit of this analysis will, I hope, be
a reliable predictor of how far into a thread you will lapse into full-on
Krooglish. When we spot the warning signs of a Kroodown, we can alert the
victim to the coming onslaught of Krooglish and/or Kroologic, allowing him
or her to escape with minimal Krooglification.
Once this warning system has been instituted, I have a plan for building up
the Krooglish-human translation system to a more useful breadth and depth.
So do get started on this preliminary project, Arnii, and eventually we'll
all be better off for your effort.
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Krooscience: The antidote to education, experience, and excellence.
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