Where did all the tubies go? Constructing a Golden Calf
 

The garage vermin Jon Yaeger (aka John Yaeger, aka Jono Yaeger) wrote:

Oh Papa! I missed you so much! But I keep a copy of your shadowy photo
above my bed, and I cooked my favorite dish, your pasta puto from your web
recipe every evening while you were gone.

Tell me, did you see Elohim while you were on the mount? And did he
inscribe some indelible commandments on silicon for you to share with your
flock?

Master, I await your next (and every) word. I am your tool.

Send your soul postage-paid in a paddy bag, Yaeger, and I will dispose
of it thoughtfully in an incinerator.

Andre Jute
Nobless oblige

Where did all the tubies go? Constructing a Golden Calf
 

in article , Andre Jute
at wrote on 4/9/07 9:32 AM:


The garage vermin Jon Yaeger (aka John Yaeger, aka Jono Yaeger) wrote:

Oh Papa! I missed you so much! But I keep a copy of your shadowy photo
above my bed, and I cooked my favorite dish, your pasta puto from your web
recipe every evening while you were gone.

Tell me, did you see Elohim while you were on the mount? And did he
inscribe some indelible commandments on silicon for you to share with your
flock?

Master, I await your next (and every) word. I am your tool.

Send your soul postage-paid in a paddy bag, Yaeger, and I will dispose
of it thoughtfully in an incinerator.

Andre Jute
Nobless oblige


Jutey-Fruity,

Thank you for your kind offer.

I really don't understand how someone with your credentials, i.e. South
African mercenary, Mossad agent, MI-5 commando, etc. would have obtained a
visa to visit Egypt?

Why don't you give us a clever (fictional) answer . . . not that 3rd rate
pulp that you publish under vanity press?

J

Where did all the tubies go? Constructing a Golden Calf
 

"Jon Yaeger" wrote in message
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in article , Andre
Jute
at wrote on 4/9/07 9:32 AM:


The garage vermin Jon Yaeger (aka John Yaeger, aka Jono Yaeger) wrote:

Oh Papa! I missed you so much! But I keep a copy of your shadowy
photo
above my bed, and I cooked my favorite dish, your pasta puto from your
web
recipe every evening while you were gone.

Tell me, did you see Elohim while you were on the mount? And did he
inscribe some indelible commandments on silicon for you to share with
your
flock?

Master, I await your next (and every) word. I am your tool.

Send your soul postage-paid in a paddy bag, Yaeger, and I will dispose
of it thoughtfully in an incinerator.

Andre Jute
Nobless oblige


Jutey-Fruity,

Thank you for your kind offer.

I really don't understand how someone with your credentials, i.e. South
African mercenary, Mossad agent, MI-5 commando, etc. would have obtained a
visa to visit Egypt?

Why don't you give us a clever (fictional) answer . . . not that 3rd rate
pulp that you publish under vanity press?

J

Like I said Jon, jealousy is a terrible thing. Your transparency is showing
again. Perhaps if and when you grow up, your bait will become more luring.
Don't feel too bad if Andre doesn't bite.

w