Fatarse Candy Mountain
 

Is Fatarse Candy Mountain

a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands?

b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker?

c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he
always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")?

d) None of the above?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Andre Jute
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--- Mariah Carey.
..

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New meds, Andre?






in article , Andre Jute
at wrote on 5/1/07 7:10 PM:

Is Fatarse Candy Mountain

a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands?

b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker?

c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he
always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")?

d) None of the above?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Andre Jute
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--- Mariah Carey.
.

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On May 1, 6:14 pm, Jon Yaeger wrote:
New meds, Andre?

in article . com, Andre Jute
at wrote on 5/1/07 7:10 PM:



Is Fatarse Candy Mountain

a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands?

b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker?

c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he
always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")?

d) None of the above?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Andre Jute
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--- Mariah Carey.
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- Show quoted text -

Jon:

McCoy takes a crap and the flies gather. Just look at its Neanderthal
thread and the very first reply. My guess is that it is tinfoil-hat
season in Cork.

Peter Wieck
Wyncote, PA

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Owain wrote:
Andre Jute wrote:
Is Fatarse Candy Mountain
a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands?
b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker?
c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he
always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")?
d) None of the above?
Enquiring minds want to know.

Is this one of ITV's phone-in competitions?

Owain

You know, Owain, I wondered that myself. Great minds think alike.
Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he
taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to
influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission
to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course
made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ."
Take your pick.

Andre Jute
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--- Mariah Carey.

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In article .com,
Andre Jute wrote:
Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he
taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to
influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission
to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course
made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ."

This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire...

--
* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article .com,
Andre Jute wrote:
Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he
taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to
influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission
to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course
made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ."

This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire...

--
* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.


There is nothing wrong with Andre's syntax.

Removal of the parenthetical expression leaves a perfectly good
sentence. The parenthetical expression, considered by itself, is
also a perfectly good sentence. Perhaps your short term memory
is a bit on the cloudy side. One must, you see, suspend comprehension
of the original sentence whilst digesting the parenthetical offering; once
the internal clauses have been assimilated, one may return to the
original thrust. Perhaps if you read a bit more slowly, or re-read
as required? There's a good lad. If anyone were to pick nits, he
might observe that Andre is overly fond of the comma; I confess
the same malady, as I (and, I'm sure, Andre would) wish to make
my writing appear more conversational by specifying the small
pauses which give spoken language much of its import.

However, I fear you're another ****wit; no shortage of those
hereabouts. If not, I apologize in advance. If so, **** off. ;-)

Lord Valve
Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole

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On Wed, 02 May 2007 14:53:56 GMT, Lord Valve
wrote:

Lord Valve
Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole

Big of you to claim the epithet for yourself, thus saving the rest of
us the bother.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

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On May 2, 10:53 am, Lord Valve wrote:
Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article .com,
Andre Jute wrote:
Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he
taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to
influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission
to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course
made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ."

This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire...

--
* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

There is nothing wrong with Andre's syntax.

Removal of the parenthetical expression leaves a perfectly good
sentence. The parenthetical expression, considered by itself, is
also a perfectly good sentence. Perhaps your short term memory
is a bit on the cloudy side. One must, you see, suspend comprehension
of the original sentence whilst digesting the parenthetical offering; once
the internal clauses have been assimilated, one may return to the
original thrust. Perhaps if you read a bit more slowly, or re-read
as required? There's a good lad. If anyone were to pick nits, he
might observe that Andre is overly fond of the comma; I confess
the same malady, as I (and, I'm sure, Andre would) wish to make
my writing appear more conversational by specifying the small
pauses which give spoken language much of its import.

However, I fear you're another ****wit; no shortage of those
hereabouts. If not, I apologize in advance. If so, **** off. ;-)

Lord Valve
Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

This would be the blind leading the blind. McCoy is usually
grammatically correct in the same sense as Bulwer-Lytton or L. Ron
Hubbard are usually grammatically correct. Sadly the actual
information contained is tripe. And badly written, painfully verbose
tripe at that.

Peter Wieck
Wyncote, PA

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Don Pearce wrote:

On Wed, 02 May 2007 14:53:56 GMT, Lord Valve
wrote:

Lord Valve
Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole

Big of you to claim the epithet for yourself, thus saving the rest of
us the bother.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

Some of us are honest. Others are consultants.

LV

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On Wed, 02 May 2007 15:06:42 GMT, Lord Valve
wrote:



Don Pearce wrote:

On Wed, 02 May 2007 14:53:56 GMT, Lord Valve
wrote:

Lord Valve
Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole

Big of you to claim the epithet for yourself, thus saving the rest of
us the bother.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

Some of us are honest. Others are consultants.

LV


I will allow that you know yourself, at least.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

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Peter Wieck wrote:

On May 2, 10:53 am, Lord Valve wrote:
Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article .com,
Andre Jute wrote:
Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he
taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to
influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission
to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course
made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ."

This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire...

--
* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

There is nothing wrong with Andre's syntax.

Removal of the parenthetical expression leaves a perfectly good
sentence. The parenthetical expression, considered by itself, is
also a perfectly good sentence. Perhaps your short term memory
is a bit on the cloudy side. One must, you see, suspend comprehension
of the original sentence whilst digesting the parenthetical offering; once
the internal clauses have been assimilated, one may return to the
original thrust. Perhaps if you read a bit more slowly, or re-read
as required? There's a good lad. If anyone were to pick nits, he
might observe that Andre is overly fond of the comma; I confess
the same malady, as I (and, I'm sure, Andre would) wish to make
my writing appear more conversational by specifying the small
pauses which give spoken language much of its import.

However, I fear you're another ****wit; no shortage of those
hereabouts. If not, I apologize in advance. If so, **** off. ;-)

Lord Valve
Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

This would be the blind leading the blind. McCoy is usually
grammatically correct in the same sense as Bulwer-Lytton or L. Ron
Hubbard are usually grammatically correct. Sadly the actual
information contained is tripe. And badly written, painfully verbose
tripe at that.

Possibly - but he, you see, is not a ****.

And you most certainly are.


Lord Valve
One of the Proud Owners of Worthless Wiecky

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On Wed, 02 May 2007 15:09:59 GMT, Lord Valve
wrote:

Possibly - but he, you see, is not a ****.


Quite right! He needs to advance by a good inch before he becomes that
useful.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article .com,
Andre Jute wrote:
Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he
taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to
influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission
to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course
made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ."

This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire...

Well, then, Davey-boy, why don't you parse it for us and prove that
there is something wrong with the syntax.

Let me give you a tip. There's nothing wrong with that sentence. It is
constructed like that to catch some little mouthfoamer with a short
attention span -- as in fact I now caught you, a little mouthfoamer
with a short attention span.

Now, Davey, tell us where you were educated, because almost half the
1200 spondulicks I win on catching some fulminating clown depends on
the subsidiary information "an illiterate educated at a decent
college" just to give the bets a little added edge..

--
* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Yes, I do like you, Davey. You're a profit center. I was young once
too.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Why? It isn't true.

Andre Jute
Our legislators managed to criminalize fox-hunting and smoking; when
will they get off their collective fat backside and criminalize
negative feedback? It is clearly consumed only by thickoes like Dave
Plowman.

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In article .com,
Andre Jute wrote:
Let me give you a tip. There's nothing wrong with that sentence. It is
constructed like that to catch some little mouthfoamer with a short
attention span -- as in fact I now caught you, a little mouthfoamer
with a short attention span.

Let *me* give you a tip. Just about the entire world has a short attention
span for your posts.

--
*What happens when none of your bees wax? *

Dave Plowman London SW
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