"robin" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 18:57:35 -0000, Keith Garrott
wrote:

I would like to attach the end of a power cord up my arse and plug it
into
the nearest socket.

I am partial to YellO as my primary candidate for such an event. I
suspect
my cries will yield a deep, rich, lush bass. I do NOT want hear chants of
"snake oil" from those who believe any low-fi cord will yield the same
results.

Discuss.
You would get better results standing in a puddle of water.

brown wire in mouth and blue wire where the sun doesnt shine...