Revd. Norle Enturbulata wrote:

(Tip: Use the Chemist only for pile cream and cotton buds, even the
Johnnies are cheaper from yer barber..... ;-)

..."Johnnies"?

Merkin are you? You will find that all substances stronger than water (even
that, come to think of it) are strictly controlled, and that IPA is no
longer available from a er.. /pharmacy/ no matter how many members of this
ng say so.

Johnnies btw are condoms, beloved of blowing up over your head, but rarely
used for their intended purpose.