Pinkie - Breakfast up, eh?
Mrs. P - Now, put that model aeroplane away and wash your hands. You look a bit
peaky, if I may say so. Have you been on that newsgroup again?
Pinkie - They just don't understand - I have to make them understand, it's my
mission. It's all about acoustical transparency. They just don't see that in
2004 everything is perfect from mic to speaker. It's all perfect. Perfect.
Mrs. P - That man with the frogs, you mean? Has he been annoying you again?
Pinkie - Everything has been solved. Amplifiers all sound the same. It's all
acoustically transparent from start to finish. From start to finish -
acoustically transparent.
Mrs. P - You've got some egg on your face, just under your left nostril. No the
other side - that's your right nostril. There. That's better.
Pinkie - Jim's got the right idea - data, data, data - everything is data.
Mrs. P - Ooh look! There's a robin on the lawn. My God - there's a cat after
it!
Pinkie - In the intimacy of our own home, dearest, you may call me "My Hero"!
Mrs. P - Ah that's better, the cat's gone away.
Pinkie - They just don't understand me - my passion, my leadership qualities,
my importance in the scheme of things. If they'd been there when I won the
Second World War single handed with my Spitfire they'd know they were dealing
with a real man. They're wimps, all wimps.
Mrs. P - wash your hands and I'll come and help you with the crossword when
I've done the washing up.
(to be continued…)

=== Andy Evans ===
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