"Stewart Pinkerton" wrote in message
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 18:32:17 +0100, "Keith G"
wrote:


"Stewart Pinkerton" wrote in message
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 13:47:26 +0100, "Keith G"
wrote:
The amusing thing is that one or two of us have
imbued him (offlist) in the past with a 'fat, psychotic wife' and, I
have
to
say, it's kinda ****ed up my enjoyment of the PF 'The Wall' DVDV that
I've
got!! :-)

Now would be a very good time to walk away from that argument,
Garratt.


Really? Why is that then, Pinkerton?

(Walk away? Me? That *would* be a first... ;-)

If you want a little 'get-out' before your pudgy little fingertips start
writing a cheque your arse can't cash (again), rest assured we trust that
your wife isn't actually fat or psychotic - it just goes with the 'image',
IYSWIM. (In fact, it is generally agreed that she deserves a medal for a)
putting up with your bull**** and b) putting up with those fekkin' dire
speakers in the house....!! :-)

Apology accepted.


Apology? Wot apology?

I don't doubt it would make you happy (deserately so) to twist an 'apology'
out of my words, but let me assure you no 'apology' to *you* was implied - I
merely didn't want to implicate your wife in the *excellent* image of a
Scottish Gob****e bully-boy as prtrayed by Pink Floyd, like I said.

I'll give you another little 'get-out' - let's say the fat and psychotic
female in your life is that big bird at work you are so obviously scared of,
eh? (Clue: When pricks like you start chucking phrases like 'pussy-whipped'
about, you are telling us more about yourself than your 'CV' ever will....
;-)

Now STFU unless you blag yourself into hole you can't get out of.


But at 6'3" and 13 stone dripping wet, my fingers
aren't exactly pudgy! Old and wrinkly, certainly.... :-(


Woss all this crap - are you trying to *intimidate* me or summat??? :-))

Lemme help you out here - I'm 5 inches shorter than you, weigh a tad more
than 13 stone and I ain't pudgy *anywhere*, OK??

OK, now that I've remembered it, I'll relieve you of the task of coming up
with some humour to alleviate the situation (your SOP...): A month or few
ago, I was watching LOTR on my son's (then) newly-acquired projector - the
'Helm's Deep' (?) battle scene where the old fart with the bow ****s out and
accidentally looses of the the first arrow that sparked off the battle.
After a minute or two, I said 'Oh dear, anybody in LOTR remind you of me?'
Quick as a flash, my son (*not* given to complimenting anyone much) said
'Gimli'....!!

Now, will that do you....??

;-)


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