Andy Evans wrote:

- Computers will be the size of a toenail
- Rita Chang, the 17yr old President of The United States and Great
Britian declares the election of a Roman Catholic President in Israel
invalid. The Philipines Vatican objects.
- Papers are uncovered proving all the moon landings were filmed in
Hollywood. - My Dog's a Necrophiliac wins best soap
- On uk.rec.audio the question of ss versus valves and vinyl versus ZVK-A
remains undecided


Bill Gates admits Windows was written by aliens as the first part of their
master plan to turn the entire world into a non-stop pan galactic reality
TV show.

Ian

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Ian Bell