Nath said:

Still spending your dole on ale for the mates?

At least we have real beer, not your **** flavoured attempt at it...

American beers and ales are now the best in the world. You wouldn't know
anything about the current state of affairs, one supposes, because you
haven't stirred from your misbegotten hamlet and its four inbred pubs since,
oh, I'd guess 1978.