On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 17:20:05 +0100, Owain wrote:

Tim Martin wrote:
"Jens Jensen" wrote
Basically, I
am moving out of my apartment due to irritating neighbours above, I'd like
to irritate them as much as I can during the last two weeks. Any other
clues? Old buildung, wooden floors, the enemy is above.
Oh, that's easy. Find a local rock band who need somewhere to practice.

... smoke rises ...

Owain

Invite a drugdealer to use the apartment, after they get settled call the cops on
them. Repeat ad nauseam. Do call the cops at night for best effect.
- better d this once you have a buyer for your apartment...

Watching cowboy movies with extra soundeffects is also a hit. If you find you need
some more hands to make the noise, make a videonight. If your place is nearly empty
ask people to bring a seat, and rent a videoprojector to view it on your wall. (That
last bit makes you not wanto to unpack your pictures, frames and painting in your new
place, if you happen to pick up a videoprojector.)

Also an empty apartment makes for a lot of noise so you should probably all have
cotton in your ears so you can up the noise without going deaf yourself.

(Do remember to gallop to the kitchen for cold refreshments)

Mikkel