Don Pearce said:

So please, what are
your ideas to turn my protocol from very, very bad to very, very good?

I suggest you dig a hole, fill it halfway with concrete, toss in your
"protocols", then top it off with more concrete. This procedure will
accomplish two goals: First, it will elevate your "protocols" to the
exalted status of "cast in stone". Second, and more important, it will
enable them to achieve their optimal status for Normals because they
will never bother anybody ever again.

Ok, but can I have some fun and games with them first?

Jeez, Don, that's what got you into trouble in the first place.