Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason! wrote:
From: Patrick Turner
Date: Fri, Mar 3 2006 6:31 am
Email: Patrick Turner

By the way McCoy I just won $5000.00 betting that you would launch yet
another tirade against Stewart.

But you made yourself look like a complete loser.

Feel welcome to collect the 5 grand.

Exactly what contributions to tube craft are you going to make?

I call this individual 'nob' because he appears to be as stupid as a
doorknob.

He is a well-known preference basher and sycophant on r.a.o. My
prediction is that his 'contribution' to tubecraft will be to advise
any and all who will listen to him to conduct double-blind tests on
their audio components. He has, by all accounts, never performed one
himself, but that will not stop him from proselytizing.

If your preferences do not match his, you probably have hearing issues.

Best to ignore nob, lest his idiocy spill over to your group.

Thanks, Shhhh! Unfortunately Mickey McMickey, or Nob as you call him,
is depressingly familiar to us. I call him Nyobe, Queen of Ignorance
and Disease, and Patrick refers to him a MeKelpie, a Kelpie being a
particularly fine breed of New Zealand sheep dog, to account for
McKelvy's supine sycophancy. (It's an insult to Kelpies, which are
intelligent dogs, to compare Nob to them.)

It should not surprise anyone that Mike KcKelvy is an arselicker for
Krueger and Pinkerton. For a living he sells "consumer units, hi-fi" to
unsuspecting passers-by in a mall. If everyone wanted real hi-fi,
MeKelpie would be out of a job.

Doesn't excuse his stupidity, I know, but I just thought I'd get the
extenuating circumstances on the record, make myself look like a
tolerant, Christian, liberal sorta guy, even about a subhuman throwback
like Nob.

Andre Jute

PS I noticed Patrick writing to MeKelpie, but what has MeKelpie done to
deserve that honor? Basically the guy's a waste of skin and oxygen; he
doesn't deserve to have Patrick helping him with whatever his problem
is. I'm surprised Patrick even reads MeKelpie's sub-moronic witterings.