"Stewart Pinkerton" wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:01:46 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

On Sun, 5 Mar 2006 11:17:24 +0000 (UTC), Stewart Pinkerton
wrote:

On Sat, 04 Mar 2006 14:06:45 -0500, George M. Middius cmndr
[underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote:




Stewèd Pukerton said:

participation in [the Special Olympics] does not imply brain
damage - were you hoping to qualify just on that account?

For anybody who's unfamiliar with Stewie's routines, this is a coded
message that means he's just cracked open a bottle of whiskeeey.

I never touch any spirit with an 'e' in it.............

That's a shame because a great tequila is a pleasure to drink. This is
probably an old-world bias on your part. You're missing out on a great
pleasure.

Rats! I forgot tequila. :-(

Having worked in Tucson Arizona for a couple of years, I have a
certain notoriety back home for my deadly Margaritas. People happily
knock back a large beaker of that tasty refreshing citrus drink at a
summer barbie, and then can't understand why their legs don't work
properly anymore... :-)

OTOH, sorry, tequila on its own tastes disgusting, hence the salt and
lime ritual. As ever, YMMV.

Not all tequila..here's a useful list
of 100% agave... wasting these in a margarita
is a sin....however even salt and lime can't redeem scotch.
Obviously those people have never been given the pleasure of a
fine Kentucky bourbon which at least has the decency of going
well with coke if you wish to retain the function of your legs

ScottW