"Andy Evans" wrote in message
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I've heard and enjoyed many muso and therapist jokes in my time, and
wondered if anyone could add to my small stock of engineer jokes. The
ones I have a


Andy, these are excellent!!

:-))

I particularly liked this one:


Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't
have fit."

:-)))

LOL!!