The Bug Eater tries lying at his confessional.

Then obvioulsy the problem is not with CD as a medium, it's something else.

The biggest problem is your stupidity. No, wait, it's your hatred of
others' preferences. Oops, I forgot about your enduring love for Arnii
Krooborg. Darn -- there's also your hypocrisy about aBxism rituals, which
you profess to love but actually are terrified of.

Never mind, Mikey. You have so many problems that just one could never be
"the problem".