Warm Blue Glow, or was it Shhhh!, wrote:

I mean, you think haggis is food. We call that 'entrails' here. I
assumed that if you ate haggis that automatically meant that you had a
sense of humor...

It's only the Linn and Tannoy fans that enjoy haggis.
Down south we eat faggots, about as often as you eat chitlins.

--
Eiron

There's something scary about stupidity made coherent - Tom Stoppard.