"Glenn Booth" wrote in message
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"Keith G" wrote in message
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Ooh! Have you binned him??

****, Keith. I've had this in the kill bin, and now you've
brought it back up again, and it's turned into a soap opera. I've
missed a couple of episodes, but the excitement rages on...

Someone bring me up to speed...


OK, I've been killing it as well but it's like all soaps - you only need to
see the cover of a ****e TV listings mag and you're up to speed on all of
them for the coming year! So I'll fill you in:


1. Did he lie?


Yes, incessantly.


2. Was there really child porn involved?


No.


3. Did that amp really get built?


No.


Was it really all his own werk?


See previous.


4. Who killed Cock Robin?


OK, dammit - I did, but trust me, there was a good reason...



5. Did anyone apologise?


Do they ever?


6. Did anyone lie?


Yes.


Does anyone care?


No.


7. Was it a real matched pair?


No - as always, the left one was just that little bit bigger...


8. Is it true...does vinyl really have infinite resolution?


Yes.


Wow.


Wow indeed! ;-)