On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:50:45 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote:

Q: How many Stewart Pinkertons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. The darkness is all in your mind. It's a figment of your
imagination, you arrogant tosser. Any idiot knows there's no difference
between a failed light bulb and one that works. And I'll give you a
grand if you can tell the difference.

(Hmmm... just imagine if Russ Andrews started selling light bulbs...
"guaranteed to make your life brighter - or your money back!")

Q. What sort of person, when offered a grand if he can tell a lit
light bulb from an unlit one, says no?

A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in.

d

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