Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
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Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote:

********. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
evening - sprig was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the
speed limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
pathetic self-panicker.

Alcohol slows down your reactions and makes you more aggressive,
not

But I'm like that anyway. No real difference. Anyway, the amount
of drink that I had last night might have had me over the limit, but
I'd have been comfortably under 10 years ago.

What a stupid thing to say. You are being very naughty

Why's it a stupid thing to say? C'mon, let's have something coherent out of
you for a change.

good for the road. I thing anyone who gets caught over the limit,
should be banned for life(and put in the prison if they cause an
accident).

You keep banging on about this. If everyone who ever broke a law
was caught and punished to the full extent of the law, *everyone*
would be in jail.

Complete rubbish.

Well, that was succinct.

Except, obviously, your good self.

The rate of accidents go up around Christmas time, those accidents
would not have happened if these people didn't drink & drive.

You can think of no other reason for the rise in accident rates than
drink-driving? Like late-night shopping, last-minute panic
present-buying, everybody going out to parties whether they drink or
not? If there's more traffic, there's more accidents, you div.
Personally, I reckon I drive better if I've had a couple - more
relaxed, see?

The rate of drunk drivers getting convicted also gets higher around
Christmas too! Explain that then, silly man

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Drunk driver are evil scum. Them MURDERS!!!

Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed
anyone, or crashed because of being drunk.
Yet

The law of averages is on my side. I've been doing it successfully for 30
years, and the only accidents I've had have been while I've been sober.
Drink-driving *works*.

This makes me a "murder" in what way?
I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel
while completely sober.
You are putting peoples lives at risk, that makes you a murder

You appear to have real difficulty with spelling "murderer". You also seem
to find it hard to explain why you consider me a murderer when I haven't
killed anyone.

Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?

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