Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
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mups wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote:

I've had it happen a few times that I've had to be helped out to
the car. What I do nowadays is, when I start to feel it a bit, I
go out to the car and sit in, and have the waitress bring the
drinks out to me. Any time I need a refill, I just toot the horn.

Does the waitress always cum when you push your horn.

When I'm that drunk, pushing it is all I can manage.

Alcohol drinking scum!!!

Now, this is the thing. If I was drinking alcohol and not driving,
presumably you wouldn't have a problem? By the same token, if I was driving
without having drink taken, again no problem, yes? Similarly, if I was
driving after drinking, but not enough to put me over the current -
ridiculously low - limit, this would be okay?

But one little sniff over? Heh. Figures from the States reckon there's one
fatality for every 600,000 miles driven while over the limit. That gives me
a bit of leeway.

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