"Keith G" wrote in message
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::
:
: Look, lemme see if I can help you out a bit - I hate to
see anyone writhing
: about with so much *obvious* guilt - even a pheeble,
phaecal phairy like
: you!
:
: If you you enjoy a bit of a 'tug' from time to time, you
just hunker down
: and go for it - I don't personally believe your parents,
grandparents and
: all your other ancestors (whatever species) *are* up there
in Heaven, all
: watching you do it!
:
: (Now, does that help at all...?? :-)
:
Phithly here is also know by his friends(?) as Phellatio
Phil after his rumoured exploits with a lecturer which
apparently caused his sudden exit
from university. Obviously in the early seventies when
Philthy was told "The more you suck, the higher you get" he
was obviously naive to what a joint was ;-)

BTW as you will notice he suppresses his homosexual
tendencies and this is probably due to a staunch Catholic
upbringing and education. Believe it or not he even lives
directly opposite a Catholic church so right now our
keyboard hero is doing all this in full view of the church.

As I have previously stated this mere shadow of a human is
unmarried, has never been married, as far as anyone can
ascertain has never had a girlfriend, lives alone, has no
friends and has a fascination for al things in the "nether
regions" of the human male body. Mmmmm........ Yes folks
a classic repressive personality.

Cheers TT