wrote in message
oups.com...

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I found him later that day. I said: Roland (his given name): You have
just become my newest and best friend. We have established that I am
crazy to live in this neighborhood... do you really wish to find out
how crazy I am? If I should get a flat tire in Baltimore, my cat get a
hairball anywhere, I will assume it was you that did it, and act
accordingly. Nothing happened to me or mine _ever_ for the 5 years I
lived in that house.

Can I be your friend. too?



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