Show of hands:

Middius, Jute-McCoy & Kreuger lock themselves in a small room with
100,000 sharp, round wooden tootpicks. Whereupon the lot of them poke
each other with said items until all are used up. Last creature
standing gets permission to pollute any _ONE_ given NG at a limit of
one (1) post every thirty (30) days. All others must sit one their
caudel appendages and digits for one (1) full year.

Signal by entering simply "Yea" or "Nay".

It is so sad that the assembled brain-power of the aforementioned
unholy trio could explode and not mess a bald man's hair.

Peter Wieck
Wyncote, PA