My god, Scottie Terrierdork made aNOTHer joke!

Understand that George probably crushes one or both of his
nuts with a pair of vice grips before playing Metallica to
get in the proper frame of mind. After that audible
differences really have no bearing on his enjoyment.

This bizarre, un-Scottie like behavior (two jokes in two days) must be
connected to some event you haven't disclosed. I think Shhhh was right about
the Chargers' loss having an effect on you, but wrong about the specifics. I
think you bet *against* the home team and won a pile of money when the team
lost. And that's why you're brimming with Scottie-humor of late.

BTW, your "vice[sic] grips" joke fell flat because I never listen to any
metal bands. A sophisticated version of the joke -- equally erroneous in its
premise, but palpably snider -- would have invoked Liza or Babs. Too bad you
missed that obvious opening, Scooter.




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