"Bondee" wrote in message
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"Keith G" wrote in message
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GOING FOR A McPOO. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
buying food, you're just going to the bog. (If challenged by a pimply
staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
known as a 'McPOO with Lies'.)

I've previously heard this one called a "McSplurry"!




No-eyed deer - that list was sent to me from the wag who recently first
bought my EAR 'line stage slurrifier' and then my Visaton OB speakers and
who has since regaled me with a string of gags, movie clips, excellent
*proper* smoked bacon and *real* sausages ever since...!!

;-)