The garage vermin Jon Yaeger (aka John Yaeger, aka Jono Yaeger) wrote:

Oh Papa! I missed you so much! But I keep a copy of your shadowy photo
above my bed, and I cooked my favorite dish, your pasta puto from your web
recipe every evening while you were gone.

Tell me, did you see Elohim while you were on the mount? And did he
inscribe some indelible commandments on silicon for you to share with your
flock?

Master, I await your next (and every) word. I am your tool.

Send your soul postage-paid in a paddy bag, Yaeger, and I will dispose
of it thoughtfully in an incinerator.

Andre Jute
Nobless oblige