Owain wrote:
Andre Jute wrote:
Is Fatarse Candy Mountain
a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands?
b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker?
c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he
always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")?
d) None of the above?
Enquiring minds want to know.

Is this one of ITV's phone-in competitions?

Owain

You know, Owain, I wondered that myself. Great minds think alike.
Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he
taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to
influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission
to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course
made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ."
Take your pick.

Andre Jute
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--- Mariah Carey.