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**west** · May 8th 07, 04:29 AM posted to rec.audio.tubes,uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.opinion

"Jon Yaeger" wrote in message
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in article , Andre
Jute
at wrote on 5/7/07 6:56 PM:

From the desk of
Andre Jute, Capo di Capo Tuti
Internet Guru Issuing Council
In the seventh year after the Magnequest Scum ran way

To
Pompass Plodnick
aka Henry Pasternack
Place de la Place Secure Institute for the Incorrigible

Dear Plod

i-Geek (sponsored by Apple Corporation) has again reviewed your
application to the sinecure of Guru on RAT. In view of your deplorable
record, including repeatedly lying on professional matters,
allegations about children, your malicious persecution of individuals
who refuse to respect the Stanford degree you brag about, and your
association with the antisocial Magnequest Scum, it was an easy
decision for the Junior Appointments Commission of i-Geek to place you
at the bottom of the list. Frankly, you will never rise higher. You
will probably be happier on some moderated group where those who doubt
your obiter dicta can be excluded by the moderators.

Without the slightest regret,

Andre Jute
Prime Geek

PS
We're looking for a new i-Geek motto. As a consolation prize we will
let you enter the competition to create a new motto with this line:
"You don't need global feedback to build a good-sounding amplifier."
-- Henry Pasternack

How about: "You don't need global feedback to build a good sounding
amplifier, when you get local feedback from the Capo di Capo Tuti Rodent."

CdCTR= AJ
local feedback= advice

Andre,

You simply can't deal with people who are your intellectual and moral
superiors. QED.

Jon, can Andre deal with you?

west