west wrote:

"Andre Jute" wrote in message
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"Peter Wieck" wrote:
...Mr. McCoy...

Peter Wieck
Wyncote, PA

west wrote:
Who is this McCoy that you refer to so often? Is it AJ?

Eeyore wrote:
It'a one of his psedonyms when writing AIUI.

George M. Middius cmndr _ george @ comcast . net wrote:
You're telling one of his sockpuppets about another of his sockpuppets.

Eeyore wrote:
Nah. You got that wrong.

*****
Unfortunately George has it at least half right, Graham. Worthless
Wieckless is indeed my sockpuppet.

It is time for me to fess up because you guys will anyway catch me out
within days. I created the awful Peter "Worthless" Wieck of Wyncote,
PA, jumped-up janitor, universal ignoramus, wannabe writer and
tireless bore, from the whole cloth. See, if I'm pointlessly hated by
scum such as I made Worthless, then I look better when I clip some
uppity engineer's ear because he doesn't step off the pavement and
touch his forelock fast enough. People say: Well, at least Andre isn't
as bad as that wretched little man, Worthless Wieckless. Just so you
know I'm in charge of my sockpuppet, I'll have Wieckless flare up into
an extra effort of nastiness for a couple of days. Can't say fairer
than that. If you don't see me it is because I'm busy pulling the
strings of my sockpuppet Worthless Wieckless. It's hard work creating
such a malicious little man, so feel a little sorry for me as I sweat
behind the scenes while from the peanut gallery, popcorn in hand, you
cheer the show.

Andre Jute
Creator of Wieckless Wieckless TM. All Rights Reserved by McCoy-Jute
Exploitation. Patent Pending. Licences still available for North Korea
and Lesotho. Our Attorneys are Bigger than Your Shysters.

I don't know if you're an insane creator or genius. I must admit that you
had me fooled although at times I felt there was something artificial about
that character. I have to rank your creation with that of Mary
Woollstonecraft Shelley's.

west

In every great literary creation there comes a flash of gestalt which
I have before called the "Monster Moment" and defined as "The instant
Dr Frankenstein applies the electromotor force and his monster rises."
Clever of you to see it, West. Of course, I would not myself put
Worthless Wieckless up there with Mary Shelley's nameless monster. The
monster is tragic; Worthless Wieckless is merely pointlessly vicious,
a distillation of all the most porcine bullies we have ever seen (as I
explain above, that *is* his point, that he is pointless). Mary
Shelley worked with only ancient myth to guide her, whereas I had
years of experience with a really slimy collection of the most vicious
and ignorant slimeballs ever on the net, the Magnequest Scum, to draw
on, to distill Worthless Wiecky from everything that is worst about
the net. Still, there are quite a few touches one must be proud of: to
name only one example, giving this jumped-up janitor-mentality (which
I took from one Ron Bales, a footsoldier in the Magnequest Scum) an
Ivy League background and a job in "property management" (Bales was
the janitor of a block of flats in Fort Lauderdale) and pursemouthed
net-curtain twitching prurient interest in other people's lives,
evidenced in Worthless Wiecky's constant stalker-symptom complaint
that he can't make out on my features on my colophon (the blue image
Neville B designed to be my symbol that with such instinctive good
taste you put on a T-shirt) or the muscular pic that tops my cycling
pieces (Bales claimed to hold a private investigator's license); the
topping on the cherry was making this Ugly American zenophobe on his
only journey outside the States (to Saudi Arabia!) chief janitor in a
building owned by Osama bin Laden. That's only one example, and I had
probably a dozen that were worse to choose from in the Magnequest
Scum. One of the reasons I stomp so hard on Pasternack's pathetic
efforts to return and set himself up as guru on RAT is that I took
Worthless Wiecky's pompous, empty way with words wholesale from poor
old Plod, and I don't want the real thing confusing the issue while my
meretricious sockpuppet is "live" (LOL)! And if the Chief Cigarogem of
the Magnequest Scum, Creepy Mike LaFevre, ever returns to RAT, you
will see instantly wherefrom I distilled Worthless Wiecky's gross
ignorance which shoots through his soul like a piece of pier candy
that as you suck it reveals the words, "Kick me!"

Your instant insight into the creation of Worthless Wieckless,
evidenced by your Frankenstein analogy, qualifies you to create your
own sockpuppet. Go for it, West, we wait with bated breath!

Andre Jute
No corpses were harmed in the assembly of the golem Worthless Wiecky
-- CE statement of conformity