May 19th 07, 02:12 PM
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Andre Jute Confesses! "I created Worthless Wieckless as my sockpuppet"
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
oups.com...
wrote:
Andre Jute wrote:
"Peter Wieck" wrote:
...Mr. McCoy...
Peter Wieck
Wyncote, PA
west wrote:
Who is this McCoy that you refer to so often? Is it AJ?
Eeyore wrote:
It'a one of his psedonyms when writing AIUI.
George M. Middius cmndr _ george @ comcast . net wrote:
You're telling one of his sockpuppets about another of his
sockpuppets.
Eeyore wrote:
Nah. You got that wrong.
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Unfortunately George has it at least half right, Graham. Worthless
Wieckless is indeed my sockpuppet.
It is time for me to fess up because you guys will anyway catch me out
within days. I created the awful Peter "Worthless" Wieck of Wyncote,
PA, jumped-up janitor, universal ignoramus, wannabe writer and
tireless bore, from the whole cloth. See, if I'm pointlessly hated by
scum such as I made Worthless, then I look better when I clip some
uppity engineer's ear because he doesn't step off the pavement and
touch his forelock fast enough. People say: Well, at least Andre isn't
as bad as that wretched little man, Worthless Wieckless. Just so you
know I'm in charge of my sockpuppet, I'll have Wieckless flare up into
an extra effort of nastiness for a couple of days. Can't say fairer
than that. If you don't see me it is because I'm busy pulling the
strings of my sockpuppet Worthless Wieckless. It's hard work creating
such a malicious little man, so feel a little sorry for me as I sweat
behind the scenes while from the peanut gallery, popcorn in hand, you
cheer the show.
Andre Jute
Creator of Wieckless Wieckless TM. All Rights Reserved by McCoy-Jute
Exploitation. Patent Pending. Licences still available for North Korea
and Lesotho. Our Attorneys are Bigger than Your Shysters.
You've hurt my feelings, Boss.I have a far better right than Worthless
Wieckless to be your sock puppet. Hell, I've already been accused of
being your sock puppet.
Yours in sincere expectation that you will do the right thing,
Gray
I'd be delighted if I could choose you instead, Gray, but that's not
how sockpuppets work.
To call someone who merely agrees with one, or is likely to agree with
one because of a similar background and outlook, a sockpuppet is
grossly loose speaking. The fact that there is a lot of exceedinlgy
gross loose speaking on the net doesn't make it right.
Correctly speaking, a sock puppet (or sock-puppet or sockpuppet, take
your pick) is an entirely fictitional entity created in virtual space
for the sole purpose of agreeing with some poster, usually the poster
who creates the sock puppet, though there have been cases here on RAT
of Magnequest Mobbies creating sock puppets solely for the purpose of
singing the praises of the Chief Thug of the Magnequest Mob.
Therefore you, Gray Glasser, a demonstrably real person with a real
life and only too real flesh, a tennis court lounger in danger of
being beaten by lesbians, cannot be a sock puppet. Conversely,
Worthless Wieckless, a virtual creature I conjured up whole from my
imagination can be and is a sock puppet. The only difference from most
sock puppets is that I created Worthless specifically to disagree with
everything I say, rather than to be constantly flattering to his
creator, as most sock puppets are.
So, me old Shabbas Jew, I'm sorry but it is impossible for you to be
my socket puppet.
Andre Jute
Creator of Worthless Wieckless TM. All Rights Reserved by McCoy-Jute
Exploitation. Patent Pending. Licences still available for North Korea
and Lesotho. Our Attorneys are Bigger than Your Shysters.
Some guys need to learn respect the hard way, Boss. You want me to bring
along a couple of bricks?
west
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