Dickless Wieckless, stalker, Kutztown Space 338
On Sep 13, 4:42 am, Peter Wieck wrote:
On Sep 12, 9:51 pm, Andre Jute wrote:
Laughing so hard my 100 year-old Penfold port is sloshing in the
glass; just as well I have it in a huge brandy snifter my wife bought
for flower arrangements.
Australian Port? Might be interesting as Australia is making some very
good wines these days. But I have to ask, is it anything like your
"Vintage Jack Daniels" as you once mentioned before?
Somehow, given your general credibility and history of - shall we
allow - "polite" exaggerations, I suspect that the closest you have
ever come to a bottle of such port would be by walking past it in the
shop window - oh, that's right, such a port would never be exposed to
sunlight in that way.
Care to post a picture of said bottle on your website, together with
provenance. Actually PROVE something perhaps? Make sure there is
something with a location and date on it, perhaps a newspaper? I ask
because Penfolds shows no such port in their history, websites, nor is
it listed in any of the catalogs... most of their ports date from the
80s and 90s by cask, and by initiation from 1915 and forward. So... .
Now, had you written "Seppelt Para", you would have been on firm
ground... .
Peter Wieck
Wyncote, PA
Yes, people like you who window-shop for such things probably know all
the best names. But genuine 100-year old ports aren't available to
people like you. They are kept for the friends of people in whose
warehouses in dusty corners stand large, mysterious vats.
And a quick reading of your post above explains exactly why you will
remain forever on the outside, Worthless. You match your name.
Unsigned for the usual reason
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