"Andre Jute" wrote in message
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himbleful of Worthless Wiecky's blood I poured into the big, big ocean
of sewerage he trails behind him, but you detected it! You'd have done
well under the Roman Empire.

I once had some piranha; flew them all the way from South America in
my plane in a glass case full of water. They gave my staff, all
female, the absolute willies. One of the more snobbish, now the wife
of an earl, flew home commercial, probably the only time in her life
that she saw the inside of a commercial plane, so as not to share
space with the cute little snappers;

.... are you sure it was the piranha she was avoiding?
.... why were the fish on the return trip? I thought
they were in the pool ??????????

she still mentions that experience with a delicate shudder every time she
sees me.

.... are you sure is was "that experience" that made her shudder?

I kept them in my pool until they ate too many of the neighbours' pets and
the
police started parking a car outside my gates with binoculars in the
hope of catching me feeding the piranha something cuddly,

.... did the pets have access to the pool to swim or did the piranha
climb the ladder and fetch the pets?

then I gave them to the zoo in return for dentistry for my chimp,

.... so, you really traded them

Little Andre.

..... perfect


Andre Jute
No real corpses were harmed in the assembly of my golem Worthless
Wieckless. I made him by stuffing a cow's bladder with pig offal. --
CE Statement of Conformity