On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:37:20 -0700, Peter Wieck wrote:

In this country, there are generally two common definitions of a
"Gentleman": One being the sort who rests his weight on his elbows
whilst screwing someone, and the other being a 'remittance man' sort
who need not work for a living. I would be neither, and would never
claim to it.

You DON'T take the weight on your elbows? Ah well, if you don't
actually wipe your cock on the curtains you may still qualify.