"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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Andre Jute wrote:
I know, Keith [said in a caring, sharing voice, like a Labour Party
spokesman interviewed on the gogglebox about old ladies who can't walk
because the National Health is too ****ed up to do simple hip
replacements], I know.

Is it? My next door neighbour is a 75 year old widow


Oh, bad luck Plowie - I thought everyone in Lunnun had teenybopper
neighbours with nipple rings and a penchant for topless sunbathing on nearby
flat roofs!