On Jan 9, 2:22*pm, "Keith G" wrote:
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in ...

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* Andre Jute wrote:
I know, Keith [said in a caring, sharing voice, like a Labour Party
spokesman interviewed on the gogglebox about old ladies who can't walk
because the National Health is too ****ed up to do simple hip
replacements], I know.

Is it? My next door neighbour is a 75 year old widow

Oh, bad luck Plowie - I thought everyone in Lunnun had teenybopper
neighbours with nipple rings and a penchant for topless sunbathing on nearby
flat roofs!

Plowie lives in a house with a flat roof? In rainy little old London,
England? Now we know he is an engineer: efficiency above common sense!

By the way, Keith, you haven't lived if you think nipple rings are
imaginative orifice jewellery...

Andre Jute
Keeper of the List of Advantages of a Bohemian Life