"Andre Jute" wrote in message
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On Jan 11, 7:04 am, "Iain Churches" wrote:

He liked only two types of music:
"country", and "western".

Damned right too. There's a lot of country that ain't west of
anywhere, and cowboy songs always sounded decidedly poof to me,
whereas, now, truckers with hairy forearms and jailhouse tattoos,
coming from say the Carolinas, which is surely country but ain't
western to anybody except the fishes, with whom you will sleep if you
complain that this sentence runs on too long, that's a lot of country
that ain't west of anywhere, and cowboy songs always sounded decidedly
poof to me, whereas, now, truckers with hairy forearms and jailhouse
tattoos, coming from say the Carolinas, which is surely country but
ain't western to anybody except the fishes, with whom you will sleep
if you complain that this sentence runs on too long, that's a lot of
country that ain't west of anywhere, and cowboy songs always sounded
decidedly poof to me, whereas, now, truckers with hairy forearms and
jailhouse tattoos, coming from say the Carolinas, which is surely
country but ain't western to anybody except the fishes, with whom you
will sleep if you complain that this sentence runs on too long, that's
a lot of country -- hullo? Anyone still here?

That's what I think of popular music.

I guess there is no chance of borrowing a drum machine
or a midi-sequencer from you, then? :-)

Iain