On Feb 17, 10:06*am, "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:
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* *Andre Jute wrote:

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a fully
charged electric eel and he'll never bother you for anything else ever
again."
* * * * * * -- Anonymous

Timed 22.54 and the bottle truly drained.

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*Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. *

* * Dave Plowman * * * * * * * * London SW
* * * * * * * * * To e-mail, change noise into sound.

What a depressingly bourgeois life you lead, Plowie. At 11pm, far from
finishing the bottle, I'm just standing in front of the racks,
fondling this bottle and that, deciding which to open for an aperitif
and which for the main session. I don't go to bed until dawn.

Yours rationally,

Andre Jute
Visit Jute on Amps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/

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