"Keith G" wrote in message

"Arny Krueger" wrote


AK's own peculiar brand of Usenet claptrap snipped


What concert hall comes with built-in LP tics?

OK, another *Tip For Life* specially for Arny:

If all you hear are 'tics'

Never said that, Keith.

Here's a tip for life Keith:

If you want to seem to be honest and sincere, try not putting words in other
people's mouth and then putting them down for saying them.

You're just making yourself look both dishonest and foolish.

I'll bet this trick works well in the pubs that you are often found in,
though.