"Jim Lesurf"

I got my latest copy of 'Stereophile' yesterday and started to read it.

** For God's sake - WHY ?????



I came across comments by Paul Messenger about some work that Russ
Andrews and Ben Duncan have recently put onto the web. This seems to be
taken by Paul Messenger as showing that Russ's claims re some of his
products are "now supported by proper scientific analysis".


** Blah, blah, blah ........

Jim badly needs to catch up with the long published works of two of
America's most prolific modern philosphers - I refer of course to Messrs
Cheech and Chong.

In relation to sighting doubtful brown objects directly in one's path while
walking abroad, they discovered the following maxim:

" If it looks like dog ****, smells like dog ****, feels like dog ****,
tastes like dog ****. Must be dog ****. Good thing we didn't step in it! ".

Poor, dumb Jim has it all over his shoes.



...... Phil