"Laurence Payne" wrote in message
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On 5 Dec 2009 20:50:05 GMT, John Stumbles
wrote:

Also check out
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/pterosaurs.html
I particularly love the picture of Adam and Eve with genitalia 'artfully'
obscured by pterosaur; the "remains of wicked pterodactyl found in Flood
sediments. Note penitent stance preserved at moment of death" and Moses'
"pterosaur-scaring device"!

You can ALMOST see her minge through the pterosaur's semi-transparent
wing.

The pterosaur has a wicked gleam in its eye. The lump in its throat is
obviously Adam's genitals, which it has just devoured, despite his
attempt to divert attention to a bunch of grapes. It is endowed with
a remarkably large dick - tapered, no doubt, for aerodynamic reasons.
It is not erect, so we may deduce he isn't a gay pterosaur. It would
be interesting to compare a picture with him facing Eve.

And isn't it nice to know that Adam and Eve were white, had Caucasian
features and modern hairstyles. They are curiously untanned despite lacking
both clothing and, presumably, sun-block!

David.