The above has just reminded me of the joke in "Only Fools and Horses"
where
Trig (IIRC) was proudly telling everyone how long his broom had lasted.
Then to say, "...Of course I have had to replace the head X times... and
the handle Y times. But it is remarkable how long that broom has lasted."
:-)

Slainte,

Jim


Oh, c'mon! That joke started with George Washington's axe, that he
allegedly used to fell a cherry tree....

Regards,

GMacK