In article , Geoff Mackenzie
wrote:


The above has just reminded me of the joke in "Only Fools and Horses"
where Trig (IIRC) was proudly telling everyone how long his broom had
lasted. Then to say, "...Of course I have had to replace the head X
times... and the handle Y times. But it is remarkable how long that
broom has lasted."
:-)


Oh, c'mon! That joke started with George Washington's axe, that he
allegedly used to fell a cherry tree....

Jings! I'm younger than someone else here. :-)

Slainte,

Jim

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