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"Keith G" wrote in message
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Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)


My favourite in the same vein is 'Ignoranus' - being ignorant and an
asshole at the same time :-)

Cheers

Mike
some mild entertainment for the start of the year - I found the rest of my
list

Not quite the same, but I always enjoyed the "Uxbridge English Dictionary"
on which the panel of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue (sorry, overseas posters
unless you have World Service) had to invent a new meaning for an
established word. My favorite, which Tim Brooke-Taylor somehow slipped past
the powers-that-be, was:

"Countryside" - "murdering Piers Morgan".

!

Geoff Mack