"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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FedupLurker wrote:
As usual, no matter the topic you bunch think you're the experts.
Just chuck it down and get on with it.
Nobby Sircom would drink the lot of you under the table.

Typical response of someone with a drink problem. Any alcohol will do.

At last some recognition for my legendary alcoholism! Now maybe I'll get
the respect around here that is long overdue.

I'm a bit puzzled re your silliness about Malts, your high camp indignant
posts to this group always conjured an image of you with a Pina Colada
with a tiny parasol floating with a slice of pineapple wedged on the rim
and you in a mankini?